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Dan Demotivational Poster


HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY -




WWJU? - Jesus can do much better than the Faith Tones.


TAGS: brendan fraser mike myers stephen fry
Rating: 3.07/5

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agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:11 pm
Haven't I seen this before?


MOST DANGEROUS THINGS -


TAGS: army danger
Rating: 4.93/5

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Airman - April 30, 2014, 5:21 pm
fall of 69
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 30, 2014, 2:46 am
Nice. What year was this, or are you at liberty to say?
Airman - April 29, 2014, 7:59 pm
I enlisted in the AF. I was about to be drafted and the AF seemed a better route at the time
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 29, 2014, 5:14 pm
Which did you serve as Airman?
nicholsjoshua15 - February 26, 2013, 4:58 pm
All or those are second to an officer of any rank saying "Fix bayonets".
fordfjord - October 25, 2012, 12:37 pm
Do the rank translations, and this list works for the Navy, as well.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:29 pm
I've had to listen to all of them at one time or another. 5commisions
MilDoc - May 20, 2011, 7:10 pm
Perfect, Airman!


HOW MUCH WOOD -


TAGS: a new member to the endangered species list natural disaster
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

CherokeeChuck - February 20, 2013, 11:53 am
I think it's a beaver and not a woodchuck. Never the less the #1 cause ofr death for beavers is...you guessed it, FALLEN TREES! Gotta love it. 5L
matt28 - September 25, 2010, 7:03 pm
Timmy-chuck..
mattboy115 - September 25, 2010, 4:13 pm
Is that a rock or did he get his guts smashed out?
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:49 pm
cheers!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:46 pm
*cheers*
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:45 pm
LMAO!!!! What a perv!
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:43 pm
If don't see a landing strip...It's a woodchuck
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:40 pm
I didn't know we were talking about animals again
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:39 pm
I believe that one of them just commented on your poster, Bone
BoneCD - September 25, 2010, 2:37 pm
I've never meet a retarded beaver...just say'n
agdaniele - September 25, 2010, 2:36 pm
Very good! I bet you're the envy of all the other kids around the See N Say! But that wouldn't work with the caption, would it? A little imagination and sense of humor works wonders, timmy.
fasteddie - September 25, 2010, 1:46 pm
that's a beaver....


JACK DANIELS - Comes alive when you add coke....Unlike Amy Winehouse


TAGS: jack daniels winehouse
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Coombsy007

RONHUSTLEMAN - May 6, 2013, 10:07 am
ouch
Coombsy007 - July 29, 2011, 9:37 pm
Mate same here I put this up.on Facebook and half my friends laughed the other half whinged
mafia107c - July 29, 2011, 6:20 pm
i laughed. my girl didnt. she's a fan sadly
Verdeckt - July 28, 2011, 12:40 am
Yes and Ice can lift the spirit...
Coombsy007 - July 27, 2011, 11:51 pm
Thanks for the votes guys, this is the first ever demotivational I've made


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?


TAGS: pole dancing funny puppy
Rating: 3.13/5

More motifakes by jdog97

JesusWept - May 11, 2013, 2:37 pm
That stripper needs waxing or shaving XD
mariand - March 5, 2013, 5:24 am
try harder... you can do better than this ;)


TIMOTHY DALTON - Because Daniel Craig will NEVER be this badass.


TAGS: james bond timothy dalton daniel craig badass bad ass wheelie semi
Rating: 2.55/5
DallasDeckard - December 12, 2010, 5:52 am
Daniel Craig isn't a pimple on Timothy Dalton's ass. T. Dalt was James Bond, while Daniel Craig turned it into The Bourne Supremacy. Craig couldn't be Bond if Sean Connery gave him lessons. Hopefully Craig has seen his last Bond film.
Bunny - May 18, 2009, 11:22 am
I hears ya, Mr. Dude. George Lazenby was the worst Bond by a mile, though. Oh, and if the job wiping sweat from Daniel Craigs balls is still open........
LogicDude - May 18, 2009, 10:48 am
Timothy Dalton as Bond!? He isn't worthy to wipe the sweat from Daniel Craig's balls. Dalton = Worst. Bond. EVER. Craig is great, but Sean Connery still RULES though!
Little Johnny - May 16, 2009, 11:51 am
OMG... Tim Dalton was the worst bond ever.


SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?


TAGS: scary moose fandango
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Gabe

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is why im never going to canada
Ronski - September 6, 2009, 9:21 pm
Full of WIN!!!
omnia - September 6, 2009, 4:57 pm
omg: the devil fucked a moose. dave grohl is a weird guy(if you don't get that one: watch tenacious D in the pick of destiny, it's awsome)
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:42 am
I'm telling Sean because he thought what I wrote were the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:28 am
Gabe... FTWhatever!
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:21 am
The actual lyrics are "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 am
I was out of the american education system before inkwells were.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
*doobt (Canadian spelling)
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
Thanks to your floundering educational system, no doubt.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:59 am
In american english, than = that.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Waiiiiiiiit..... is this anti-canadian? Damn, than Mike Meyers!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 12:54 am
Spoof? No I'm pretty sure those are the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:47 am
Genius.
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Its a spoof of the song Bohemian Rhapsody.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Shouldn't have followed it up, Random.... that'd be priceless on it's own.
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Well that comment failed
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
m/
BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 12:17 am
HA! This is great. It goes perfectly with mine. http://www.motifake.com/beelzebub-devil-religion-beelzebub-demotivational-poster-44982.html
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
LOL


HAS ANYONE SEEN DANE? - He's about this tall. Seen Dane?


TAGS: dane missing nazi skinhead hitler cartman
Rating: 3.14/5

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Monica - October 22, 2009, 6:04 am
Dumb blondes & skin heads


THOSE WHO SAY... -


TAGS: sunshine summer rain dance
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by steph1

Attheready - October 6, 2011, 4:55 pm
I made this my phone background. Helps keep things in perspective. Truly haunting.
steph1 - May 12, 2011, 3:18 am
thank you gentlemen - glad you like it - it even got a nice spin-off #134653
Reality Lord - May 11, 2011, 10:41 pm

yup.
heyyouandthehuhwhats - May 11, 2011, 9:32 pm
wow that is really nice!!!
Faceplant31 - May 11, 2011, 1:52 pm
This is my favorite of yours. Very good.


C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! - Somebody had to do it.




TEMPTATION -




PARTY TIMEZ - Four minutes to go, and then... party timez.




LOONEY TUNES -


TAGS: dancing frog
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 2:34 pm
And, Airlad, who can forget, "Let Springtime blossoms bloom again...in the garden of...koff, koff, koff, my heart."
Airman - March 14, 2012, 11:49 am
you guys never saw the looney tunes singing Frog? google it...
lgvernon - March 14, 2012, 11:11 am

Al Jolson, I think. Great one,Airman~~
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:44 am
And although I'm too young to be familiar with this song It still won't stop me from giving it 5L Strong
GySgt1811a - March 14, 2012, 10:19 am
"Then you'll be left alone...Oh baby...telephone...and tell me I'm your own. Operator ring it once again... Hello my honey, Hello my baby...Hello my ragtime gal."
Sho - March 14, 2012, 9:31 am
"If you refuse me, then you will lo5e me..."
GySgt1811a - March 13, 2012, 5:23 pm
"Send me a kiss by wire, Honey my heart's on fire..."


ZOMBIES -




Pole Dancing -


TAGS: martial arts pole dancing
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 31, 2016, 11:39 am
Thanks, Cern! Welcome back from your short absence. I missed your sharp wit when I returned!
concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:27 am
Nice, UP yours


NATURE VS NURTURE -


TAGS: danger stupid dead never mess with cubbys cubs
Rating: 4.39/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 12:01 pm
Haar FTW!
Haarakkon - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed but I know enough to know...
spacedog - May 27, 2010, 7:12 pm
Prepare for a lot of stinging. 5L.
TheTrashHeap - May 27, 2010, 1:40 pm
5 angry Mama lions.
Faceplant31 - May 27, 2010, 10:34 am
Nice one aggy!


BENSONS ANIMAL FARM - This is where Bensons used to be!


TAGS: dane cook bensons animal farm
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by The Dippi

ComaWhite - October 29, 2008, 11:45 am
ahhhhhhhhhhhh the dippi :D


QUEEN -


TAGS: scalamoosh scaramoosh do the fandango
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Swampfox - September 30, 2012, 9:22 pm
Belzebub has a devil put aside for me.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:39 pm
how come Aldo Nova keeps reeling in my head? 5L
gas - April 27, 2011, 11:46 am
hahaha that was good!
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:04 am
Five lions. I love orange, but Fanta is not My preference.
NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:49 am
Magnifico! Mamma...just gave 5L's put my cursor on it's head, left clicked and now it's read...Mammaa...votes have juuuust begun...
dootndo2 - April 27, 2011, 9:19 am
Galileo.
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 8:53 am

very very frightening
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 7:35 pm
Awww...Heaven.
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
Thunderbolt5 and lightning


BREAK DANCING - Not just for people


TAGS: tractors dancing blz
Rating: 4.59/5

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BLZ - November 22, 2011, 6:53 am
I honestly didn't see the house smash until after. I think these posters need to be made at first glance. Thinking about can lose the humor.
MercAlert - November 22, 2011, 4:35 am
Yes, now for poorly designed cranes with there booms crashed into houses.
BLZ - November 16, 2011, 3:08 am
Thanks, I've always wanted to do this, Finding pictures is the hardest part.
Reality Lord - November 15, 2011, 6:00 pm

nice


I'm serious ... -




THAT GHANDI -




MOVE LIKE JAGGER -


TAGS: calendar dance move jagger mariand
Rating: 3.93/5

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mariand - November 19, 2012, 4:45 am
hey twill... this pic is unretouched, is just the way I found it...as about the poster, it's 100% original and from my point of view, much more funny that the other one you've mentioned.
twill1962 - November 17, 2012, 8:28 pm
See poster 160191 for an unretouched version.


RESPONSIBLE PARENTING -


TAGS: thoughtless parent child danger
Rating: 4.87/5

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crankyhead - February 18, 2011, 3:02 pm
plastic bag instead of a helmet FTW! LOL


REDUNDANCY - Looks like furries have it too




DANGER: FALLING COWS - They wouldn't have to make the sign unless it's happened before...




PUDDLE JUMPING -


TAGS: life storm dance
Rating: 4.81/5

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eurekaaaaa - October 3, 2011, 10:56 am
That is de-demotivational.
gas - October 2, 2011, 8:27 pm
Wish I had had a parent like that.. very nice RL
rerun - October 1, 2011, 10:05 am

Excellent


NO STANDING -


TAGS: redundant isnt it
Rating: 4.63/5

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marlygirl - April 16, 2011, 1:54 pm
5L cap'n. Good stuff
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 7:27 am
Haha shot bro... You're putting out some damn fine work yourself.. right from the start too! Keep it up :)
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 7:11 am
G-E-N-I-U-5


PLEASE NOTE - Fines are to be paid in advance.


TAGS: danger death fines
Rating: 4.26/5

More motifakes by steve1961

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:38 pm
Well OBVIOUSLY there's a fine. First some poor sod has to trip the breakers and scrape what's left of your fried ass off the tracks and then there's a shutdown and investigation that probably, all told, causes $10,000 or so in losses for every fried idiot
Eddygp - June 22, 2012, 10:11 am
Hilarious!


UNBRIDLED JOY -




WHATEVER SHE IS ON - Give me some NOW




DO NOT BE ALARMED! - Safety requires torture testing of equipment, and we wouldn't want five hotties to get injured if the pole broke under a failure load.




BREAKDANCE DIVISION -


TAGS: dance war nazis enemy
Rating: 2.68/5

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agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:18 pm
This picture can't be improved on... HOF poster "Halt"


YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - But if you work it right, Once is enough.


TAGS: six flags dance old guy
Rating: 4.75/5

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mariand - December 29, 2011, 4:14 am
very true


FUNK -




STAYIN' ALIVE -


TAGS: goldfish dancing paraprosdokian humor poster
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

Rick69 - February 29, 2016, 1:22 pm
Lulz...
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:47 am

Only the one spatula, huh? (Thanks!)
concern3 - February 29, 2016, 3:28 am
Definitely an up yours
MissPriss - February 28, 2016, 10:37 pm
No seriously...I had a goldfish that did something similar to that, several times, til 1 day found him dried to the wall. Couldn't even pry him off with a spatula...no dinner that night :(
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:09 pm
y'UP


REVENGE - Comes when you least expect it...


TAGS: dance fail lol
Rating: 4.12/5

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holymoly - January 20, 2012, 6:38 pm
I love this picture..I don't know if his pain or her rage is funnier


NURTURE VS. NATURE - Agdaniele Was Clearly Doomed Regardless


TAGS: agdaniele fail scene kid
Rating: 1.76/5

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agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 8:57 pm
Meh


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




DANCER -


TAGS: you can dance anywhere even if only in your heart
Rating: 4.77/5

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Reality Lord - October 30, 2010, 5:26 pm

absolutely stunning. fav'd of course...5 without question.
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 9:29 pm
Ha!! a Texas pole dancer! me likes!!


BE YOURSELF - DANCE LIKE NO ONE IS WATCHING SING LIKE NO ONE IS LISTENING


TAGS: sing dance you free love
Rating: 4/5

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cloud753 - March 6, 2012, 7:54 pm
i always f**cking am


JACK DANIELS -


TAGS: jack daniels
Rating: 3/5

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Jmac0585 - July 15, 2009, 10:03 am
No, THEY need it, if you want them to get anywhere near you.
agdaniele - June 7, 2009, 2:13 am
Far right: Seamus O'Seamus - former playmate of the blind, adult-movie renter, live-in basement of Rosie O'Seamus (MOM), self-appointed guardian angel.
Briton of Rose - January 11, 2009, 10:02 am
Far left: Shannon Tweed - former Playmate of the Year, B-movie actress, live-in girlfriend of Gene Simmons (KISS), MILF extraordinaire.


STRATEGY -


TAGS: rpg nerds the most dangerous game female interaction wow warcraft ultimate birth control
Rating: 4.3/5

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Bartimaeus - April 9, 2010, 6:24 am
Don't be ashamed. lol You, my friend, are part of the topic demographic; count yourself among the nerdy...but not quite THAT nerdy. It's not bad to understand these things. Just don't fear women, or hide from the sunlight.
Hasbunmb - April 8, 2010, 10:01 am
LOL, I hate that I understood that....


JACK DANIELS - Dropping panties since the 1800's


TAGS: jack daniels dropping paties 1800
Rating: 3.63/5

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CaptLiberty - November 29, 2011, 12:22 am
FAIL...because you're too lazy to spend 30 seconds googling Jack Daniels to find out it was started in 1875.


MALE STRIPPER CLOWNS... - Hey Ladies, who wants to see my balloon animal.




DOMO ARIGATO - mister roboto




DEATH NOTE CHIBI - Because everyone plays DDR




YOU GOT SERVED!! - An inevitable outcome when you go up against the funky fresh Toro del Pop N Lock!


TAGS: bull breakdancing
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - May 17, 2010, 1:35 am
Excellent original twist on a previously used pic. 5L


DANCING - Her movements weren't natural... they were ungainly and awkward, almost wooden...


TAGS: november challenge trees dancing against the grain
Rating: 3.69/5

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agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 3:53 am
Great poster by Logic, and brilliant comment by MWLF. Who could ask for more? I'll sleep well now.
Dude 4515 - November 4, 2009, 2:52 am
Logic, are you secretly a judge for Dancing with the stars? still hilarious pic and caption combo. 5 Poodlions
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 4, 2009, 2:21 am
Still...


WHILE THE CAT IS AWAY - The Mice Shall Play Would You Like This Dance?




FLASHDANCE - Jennifer Beals does not look as good as she did in 1983




JACK DANIELS WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION -


TAGS: jack danies weapons mass destruction
Rating: 4.51/5

More motifakes by Budog

BoneCD - October 29, 2012, 7:37 pm
That trips my trigger 5L
Budog - December 13, 2011, 8:48 pm
It would all depend on how intoxicated one gets...
falloutghoul - December 13, 2011, 8:29 pm
I thought they were weapons of mass intoxication.


JENNIFER BEALS -




THE HIT - You didn't really think Dorothy went through a tornado, a forest of evil trees, dealt with flying monkeys and a witch all for a stupid pair of red shoes did you?


TAGS: and that dang lion better stay in witness protection for blabbing
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Bob D. Sailor - June 7, 2010, 7:39 pm
Being from Kansas, I approve of this Motifake. 5/5
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 1:55 pm
"Had"...."a few".....Blasphemy.....Blaspheyouuuuuu Jesus Christ....the blackest Jewwwwww. Blasphemyyyyyy....isn't this fuuuun? Rob a Rabbiiiiiiii....bugger a Nunnnnnnnn.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 11:22 am
NoFX... had a few good songs.
aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 8:00 pm
fap to her
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:51 pm
Errr..."Punk in Drublic" by NoFX? It's pretty bada$s.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:49 pm
The sequel, Bart...
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 11:44 pm
Dude...Dark Side of the Moon. The album and the movie sync perfectly. It's freakin' epic.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 11:40 pm
What album would we have to get high and listen to with the sequel?
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:56 pm
"Kill them, kill them all!" Todo said, when D was having a Son of Sam moment.
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:54 pm
lol Bart "Where's my Pink Floyd t-shirt, you stupid mutt?"
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
Okay I'll start: "We're not in Kansas anymore, motherfucker."
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 10:52 pm
"We shouldn't have made that video."...?
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 10:50 pm
In the trenches and breathing heavily, Dorothy turns to Toto and, with a deep and raspy voice, says...what?
Woodywood03a - November 7, 2009, 10:33 pm
This is really good!!!
Bartimaeus - November 7, 2009, 1:13 pm
this is just TOO bada$s. 5/5
Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 9:08 pm
Lara Croft, eat your heart out. 6.
timebomb - November 5, 2009, 1:50 pm
LogicDude, UR awesome. Great poster!!! "She's Off to Off The Wizard" LMAO
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:13 pm
Vary Scarey!
Icarus - November 4, 2009, 4:17 pm
Resident Evil ftw!
Woodywood03a - November 4, 2009, 12:51 pm
That is truely scarey!!!


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

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BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


- Redundant Redundancy Is Redundant


TAGS: redundant redundancy is redundant
Rating: 1.97/5

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Redundancy. - December 7, 2008, 8:32 pm
Redundancy? I heard about that. Rather redundant, they say.


WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO - We can leave your friends behind Because your friends don't dance And if they don't dance Well they're no friends of mine


TAGS: dance men at work
Rating: 4.78/5

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MrStupidGir - April 7, 2014, 7:43 pm
dansez!!!!
Bull - June 16, 2012, 11:43 pm
why do I get the sudden urge to watch Bio Dome now?
robbidos - June 16, 2012, 10:25 pm
welcome
crankyhead - June 16, 2012, 10:20 pm
I got that 5ong 5tuck in my head now.


DOWN SYNDROME DANCE PARTY - It wasn't the ratings hit everyone thought it would be.


TAGS: humor down syndrome dance wrong
Rating: 4/5

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darkangel98s - August 3, 2010, 3:43 pm
I think I might be going to hell for making this one.


FIGHTING ALLIGATORS - It's not an activity for the handicapped.




REBEL WOMEN -


TAGS: rebel women funny jack daniels booze lunch
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by anvil

hangmanheadphones - October 5, 2010, 6:23 am
Treat 'em wrong? That bottle's goin' upside yo' head, mister.
Derek - March 22, 2010, 5:25 pm
Liquid lunch


TRANCE FROG - He likes the LAZORS!!!!




REALITY -




THA HOOD -




POLE DANCING -


TAGS: poland dance
Rating: 4.27/5

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NickDahlmier - March 15, 2017, 6:39 am
Being [paternally] half-Polish, but raised fully-American, I'm glad to see this no-longer done at family weddings. But the singing of "Sto-Lat" by the elder males, however... I rather hear "I Knew the Bride (When She Used To Rock'n'Roll)"-Nick Lowe Style!
Derek - February 9, 2010, 3:56 pm
Heheh, nice one
Fatt Matt - February 9, 2010, 10:20 am
Good twist on the challenge. +5


PASSION CAN HURT -




FAN SERVICE -


TAGS: life time marathon motivational girl dance funny
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by giulio

lolman - May 1, 2009, 1:14 am
yeah but it looks like the guy running behind is thinkin about it
Dr Quirkey - April 30, 2009, 8:55 am
Might be if she wasn't a Thousand years old


INTERPRETIVE DANCE - I Interpret You Are All Gay.




UNFUNNY DOUCHEBAG - "hi, I'm a buck tooth and I like to be outside past the lips" - Dane cook Because some how idiots think that is a joke


TAGS: dane cook funny loser
Rating: 2.98/5

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Dane Cook, again - July 27, 2009, 2:47 am
That's fine, I have more money than you so it's w/e.
got_it - November 6, 2008, 2:02 pm
Nothing is funny about Dane Cook. His material is abysmal, and his delivery amounts to him just yelling. Dane Cook fans fail to realize that commercial success is not the same as comedic talent. Here's the truth of it. Dane Cook got 2 million friends on M
lachlan - November 5, 2008, 3:09 am
CARL!
Dane Cook - November 2, 2008, 1:26 pm
:'(
nate - September 11, 2008, 6:05 pm
People don't like Dane Cook because he makes frat boy humor that is easy to duplicate. He is to comedy what Jessica Simpson is to music.
Nero - August 19, 2008, 11:25 am
He sucks. He'll only be funny if he learns to just end the damn joke.
usmc_2111 - July 30, 2008, 11:12 pm
Alright retards Opinions are like assholes everyone has them and they all stink so shut the fuck up queers
Zaranell - July 23, 2008, 4:50 pm
Dane Cook sucks. I don't think I've ever chuckled at more than two of his jokes. "Unfunny douchebag" is correct.
Hammi - June 27, 2008, 5:23 am
You pissants are just jealous that you're nowhere near as funny as Dane Cook. STFU and GTFO, please.
David - April 23, 2008, 9:56 am
Dane cook is very hit or miss i like the bit he does about the B&E and the guys door but other than that, being a random douchebag isnt to funny to me
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 1:05 am
Actually, I do know other comedians. Dane Cook happens to be entertaining enough to get shows. So, what I'm trying to say is..Shut the fuck up, homo.
dane cook sucks - March 10, 2008, 6:34 pm
OMG I SHIT MY PANTS WHEN I SAW THIS!!!!! this is fuckin hilarious haha!! i hate dane cook if u lik dane cook u obviously dont know of any other comedians


THE CORNER - Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in the corner


TAGS: patrick swayze baby dirty dancing dead
Rating: 2.46/5

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pttthhhhhtttt - September 15, 2009, 9:40 pm
An outside wall corner was the best you could do? You wrote "the corner" twice. Also it should be Johhny Castle. You failed.


SINCERITY -


TAGS: dangerous ignorance stupidy
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by DotDotDot

Sean - January 19, 2009, 5:05 pm
Hey, that's Martin Luther King, Jr. ... the quote, not the chick.
Cubbybear - January 19, 2009, 4:59 pm
Genuis...pure and simple


ANGER -


TAGS: anger danger
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by krazirefa

spindle - June 25, 2011, 2:53 pm
Earn those red wings!


TAKE CARE OF NEWCOMERS -




LIFE - Dance Like There Is No Tomorrow For The Sun May Not Come Out Tomorrow




THE BRAVEST - Those Who Have The Clearest Vision of What is Before Them, Glory And Danger Alike, Yet Goes Out To Meet It Anyway ...


TAGS: bravest bravery glory danger cyclist
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Bolverk37782 - May 16, 2012, 9:14 am
Know as 'Casualties' by the Mountain Rescue Teams in my neck of the woods. And bloody stupid by every local.
pratham - January 10, 2012, 3:02 am
They strike me more as a Adrenaline junkies.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 4:45 pm
That's only until nature reminds you again who's the boss... usually in a painful way !
maoworks2 - January 9, 2012, 3:21 pm
When Your Young, You Don't Think You Can Die !
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 8:57 pm
There is a very fine line between bravery and stupidity and, to me, they are some of the least intelligent humans on Earth. But I'm not in his shoes on a bike over-looking sheer death... So he has to be a little brave !
Iconoclast - January 8, 2012, 8:39 pm
Are they the "Bravest" or just the "Dumbest?"


YOU TAKE DRUGS DANNY? - Everyday Good




THAT MOMENT WHEN - YOUR SHADOW IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN YOU


TAGS: shadow dance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - February 9, 2013, 2:32 am
Uggy be rollin’. 5L


PERSONAL GROOMING -


TAGS: agdaniele mustache
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 2, 2011, 9:05 am
does he still hang out on the strip and charge 5 cents a ride? 5L
culos - February 1, 2011, 4:59 pm
Are you talking about his morning wank so he can increase his stamina later that day???


LIFE IS A DANCE - Filled with many intricate steps that no one will ever succeed in learning before the music ends.


TAGS: dance life knowledge music success
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - June 7, 2012, 1:29 am
Thanks cynic. Hope you don't mind the short version. Too tired to type the whole thing :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 4:09 am
I always said that anyone can break dance or mosh dancing, because everyone is too high and confused to correct any incorrect moves. And good job with the metaphor!


REALIZATION - That all those rules we fought so hard... Are probably the reason we're still alive




PREDATOR - unresistably wild and beautiful when it pounces you will enjoy it the greatest predator of all, WOMAN




ALIEN SIGNALS -


TAGS: alien signals dubstep dance
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - January 15, 2013, 5:37 pm

I think it's from Communion [1989] starring Christopher Walken. Not sure, though. Found the pic via Google.
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:02 pm
What Movie Is This From ?


dear abe -


TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!


Wile E Coyote -


TAGS: coyote fan rock danger
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Ashson

Bandit5906 - May 30, 2014, 11:22 am
Looks like a woman?


PROBLEMS -




LIFE IS A DANCE - Sometimes you lead. Sometimes you follow.


TAGS: dance life follow
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

justme - June 23, 2011, 1:54 am
please submit to philosophywall... it's great :)
rerun - June 22, 2011, 6:22 pm

motitwist material


MEAN GIRLS -


TAGS: bossy cute dangerous cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Reycolons619 - January 12, 2011, 11:59 am
all he said was their names but it seems like someone has some sand in his culo...
culos - October 12, 2010, 2:01 pm
Duh! Thank you Captain Bobvious
Reality Lord - October 12, 2010, 1:59 pm

ehem...he got the names right because they are the female version of their South Park counter parts.
culos - October 12, 2010, 4:39 am
This is SAD! You really can name them... Get a life, find a girlfriend you can touch, no matter how ugly it's still better than having paper cuts in your member!
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 9:53 pm
Lets see we have Kenisha, Erica, Kyley and Stanislawa


SWEET QUOTES -


TAGS: agdaniele aggy becoming mature by bedding a cougar
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:44 pm
credit where credit is due... I copied this style of poster from its original creator, Crankyhead.
CANADA - November 23, 2010, 6:07 pm
sweet!
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 4:33 pm
Pats place, Nov 20, 3 something am.
5150monkeylove - November 21, 2010, 3:54 pm
oops! he wrote it in a poster comment a few days ago.
Reality Lord - November 21, 2010, 11:30 am

5L despite the misquote...wasn't aggy...lol...111894...lolz.
Hawamleh - November 20, 2010, 10:26 pm
SAWEET


DANCING - A vertical expression of a horizontal desire.


TAGS: dancing
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by angus90

GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 5:39 pm
nice!! 5L


CLEAR HEELS - All fathers pray thier daughters never wear them.




WHEN HELMETS DON'T MAKE SENSE - What's the name of that book again? Oh yeah -"What Color is Your Parachute."




A NOTICE - Brought to you by the redundancy department of redundancy




HUMOR AND CREATIVITY - You have none. Please proceed to kill yourself. Or better yet, visit 4Chan.


TAGS: caution redundancy
Rating: 1.56/5

More motifakes by some asshole

Non Creative - May 27, 2009, 8:34 am
I agree, with the second one. Come on, this meme has been milked enough. I don't even go on 4chan and I'm sick of it. Fuck I don't even know why I am whoring on this site.
Tumay - February 12, 2009, 7:55 pm
99% of the pics here are ripoffs from 4chan, and the 1% thats not, is making stupid not funny jokes about fourchan
timay - September 22, 2008, 4:09 am
to the guy who wrote the second thing screw you this is a joke about the laser collection video and it's freaking awesome unlike u


REDUNDANCY -


TAGS: redundant fawlty towers bleeding obvious pzy
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by pzykosiz

Derek - January 18, 2011, 4:43 pm
I bet there are a lot of Aussies contemplating wet floors just now.


DANCE FIRST - Think later It's the natural order




DADDYS LITTLE GIRL -


TAGS: pole dancing fail brutal thnx to tellitlikeitis
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

opiumstare - July 31, 2010, 3:05 pm
hehe....thats the direction i went in xxx
Faceplant31 - July 29, 2010, 10:32 am
Brutal! 5L
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 10:56 pm
Nice one.
crankyhead - July 28, 2010, 10:11 pm
LOL!


MICHEAL JORDAN - Micheal acutally flunked Physics class. Therefore the laws of gravity do not apply to him.


TAGS: air jordan micheal bulls dunk
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by ladystarscream

ladystarscream - August 8, 2011, 6:24 pm
Glad u like, I always mix up those 2 letters,lol.
the1stCOMMI3 - August 7, 2011, 4:54 pm
Made beer squirt outa my nose. Dis sh*t deservs 5L's. Oh, and i think you spelled micheal, it's supposed to me michael


G·A·Y D·I·V·O·R·C·E - SHAKE IT OFF YOU BIG SISSY




BUNGEE JUMP - Never try it without supervision


TAGS: danger jump
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by calichi

corbett06 - April 9, 2011, 5:14 pm
in essence she has clackers instead of knockers huh?
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:11 pm
Actually, now that I'm looking at this, her boobies look like those "clackers". Just hold her up by the head and "clack" away.
tellitlikeitis - January 22, 2011, 12:10 pm
Ok, I feel sorry for this girl. Totally disgusting, but obviously she doesn't feel that way. Well, more power to her (I guess).


GENES -


TAGS: evil dangerous drowning pools
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:31 am
hahaha
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 11:30 am
The rat-monkey made me do it
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 11:20 am
Punctuation was particularly rough... now he has a period from his colon.
agdaniele - March 27, 2011, 11:15 am
You had all the right intent, and a good point.... but I've never seen a sentence meander this much. Did punctuation sneak into your bedroom at night and touch you when you were young? Why the aversion to it?
TheTrashHeap - March 27, 2011, 10:47 am
Was this posters text dictated by the little rat-monkey on the far left of the pic? My dog can form a better sentence.
Greeny - March 27, 2011, 6:02 am
Therin lies the pleasure; garnering unease from those effected
ICEMAN - March 27, 2011, 3:00 am
Interesting attempt at the English language.


SNAKES - More dangerous on escalators than on planes.


TAGS: snakes escalators dangerous
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Lkennedy

shinigami_cav - June 10, 2010, 7:13 pm
soon you will see a movie whit that name


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